The Vending Machine

[Streamstrider]

*out pops the monopoly man*

*puts in a sock*

[ravenholtex]

*out pops a gigantic pile of dirty laundry*

*puts in a crab*

[Streamstrider]

((Ew.... Laundry....))

*out pops crab meat*

*puts in a rat*

[ravenholtex]

*out pops Splinter, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*

*puts in a computer mouse*

[Streamstrider]

*out pops a trackball computer mouse*

*puts in a laptop computer*

[ravenholtex]

*out pops an iPhone*

*puts in a shaker of salt*

[Streamstrider]

*out pops chips*

*puts in salsa*

[ravenholtex]

*out pops a platter of nachos*

*puts in a sombrero*

[rainseaker]

*out pops an illegal immigrant*

*puts in a sail boat*

[ravenholtex]

*out pops Captain Tim Rutherford*

*puts in a truck*

[Streamstrider]

*out pops a redneck*

*puts in my brother*

[ravenholtex]

*out pops my brother*

*puts in an hourglass*

[Streamstrider]

*out pops a little cowboy*

*puts in a book*

[ravenholtex]

*out pops a librarian*

*puts in an entertainment center*

[Streamstrider]

*out pops loudspeakers*

*puts in an iPod touch*