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Post by Streamstrider on Jun 19, 2009 18:18:00 GMT -6
"If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives."
~ Anonymous |
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Post by ravenholtex on Jun 20, 2009 11:02:05 GMT -6
Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
- Gertrude Stein
The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
- William Faulkner
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
- Oscar Wilde
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Post by Streamstrider on Jun 22, 2009 14:02:15 GMT -6
"That the lamest excuse in the history of lame excuses!"
~ Friend |
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Post by ravenholtex on Jun 23, 2009 10:46:56 GMT -6
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
- Douglas Adams
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
- Poul Anderson
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
- Isaac Asimov
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Post by Streamstrider on Jun 25, 2009 11:20:06 GMT -6
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
~ Anonymous |
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Post by ravenholtex on Jun 30, 2009 21:06:45 GMT -6
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
- Jack Handey
Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.
- David Sedaris
I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
- Moby
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Post by Streamstrider on Jul 30, 2009 15:40:05 GMT -6
"He's a fish. He doesn't remember anything." |
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Post by rainseaker on Jul 30, 2009 16:26:22 GMT -6
"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die tomorrow." -James Dean (I think)
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Post by ravenholtex on Jul 30, 2009 19:36:20 GMT -6
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
- Beryl Pfizer
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
- Buck Henry
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
- Dave Barry
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Post by rainseaker on Jul 30, 2009 20:00:36 GMT -6
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Jean Rostand
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Post by ravenholtex on Aug 10, 2009 14:08:51 GMT -6
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
- Peter de Vries
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
- Howard Dietz
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
- Thomas Fuller
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Post by Streamstrider on Aug 12, 2009 10:37:21 GMT -6
"Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control."
~ Don Marquis |
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Post by ravenholtex on Aug 12, 2009 14:50:11 GMT -6
I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.
- Craig Newmark
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
- Stephen Leacock
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Post by rainseaker on Aug 14, 2009 15:26:26 GMT -6
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
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Post by ravenholtex on Aug 14, 2009 17:40:46 GMT -6
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
- Sir Frederick G. Banting
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.
- Walter Bagehot
A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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